Yesterday night at the Macbeth Theatre, tragedy struck. A. O' Really was found dead in the dressing room of famous actress Sabrina Elloisiere, 20 minutes after the power fell out.
The brave actress managed to spot the alleged killer fleeing the scene. "It was terrible!" Miss Elloisiere exclaimed. "There was blood everywhere and the pair of scissors was still in his chest!"
A makeup assistant, E. Kinsbury, was promptly arrested at the scene after being identified by miss Elloisiere.
"I am sure it was her..." She remarks. "I love her dearly, she's always been very good to me. But so was our producer... I had to tell the truth. I hope go they go mild on her."
The murder allegedly took place over missed payments and the theatre company paying E. Kinsbury too little.
All shows in the Macbeth theatre are scrapped pending investigation, all tickets will be refunded.
Many residents are disappointed: Sabrina Elloisiere is a local from the island and admired by many. "It's a shame we can't see her." A fan replied. "But we're proud of her for being so brave."
(Picture one: Sabrina Elloisiere)
(Picture two: the police question the prime suspect, E. Kinsbury)